November 2009
42 posts
“Q:How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
A:They’ll tell you.”
So my wife and I are at her grandmother’s house for Thanksgiving. Her grandparents, mother and father, and a few other relative are all there and they are all old and all very religious and reserved. My wife has an iPhone and one day I took a picture of my balls and set it as her background. She kept the image but changed her background.
Well we’re sitting on this porch and I’m...
Catullus 16
Latin is an exact language for obscene acts
Line
Latin text
English translation
1
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
I will bugger you and face-fuck you,
2
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
3
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
You who think, because my verses
4
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Are delicate,...
Small Worlds →
Short exploration game. The art and music is just superb.
WatchThis is a real mobile home commercial so yeah, you can buy a mobile home from Robert.
…Or don’t. He doesn’t care.
(Also, the making of the Cullman Liquidation commercial.)
October 2009
32 posts
